Don't Forget to Tip Your Waitress!!

There has been lots of sickness and general unpleasantness (from potty training and sick, cranky kiddos) in my house lately. We have had a few good laughs, too!

Some funny things recently heard from those in my household:

*Son, after being handed some cotton candy at the fair; "Do I eat all this fur?"

*Daughter, after spilling milk at the dinner table; "Awww, Ma'm!" (That's my good southern girl!!)

*Son; "Do fish like being eaten by the seals?"

*Son, after being told "Use your fork. We can do that... it's why God gave us opposable thumbs"; "Thank you God, for thumbs."

A Glimpse

4 weeks
+ 2 sick children
+3 trips to the pediatrician
+2 rounds of antibiotics
+1 full bottle of children's Motrin (now empty)
----------------------------------------
Mommy who needs some social interaction

3 Words

Potty. Training. Yuck.